If you are here reading this with the intention of joining the Rebels...don't think about it...Just do it!!!
You will never look back, we have laughs a' plenty, enough bonus xp to fill an oversized blimp AND more experts at niche topics than you could shake a big stick at...(If you should so wish)
If you have never known the profound joys of a weekly clanring or the great feeling of feeding a hungry avatar then you my friend have lived only a halflife upto this point, but fear not dear reader for you too could be ...
A LOYAL REBEL
We would *so* love to have you amongst our ranks
So (at the risk of sounding like a cheesy commercial)...
Don't delay ...Join today
Ya know it makes sense